Roses Are Red Poems

Roses Are Red Poems

Commentary: If you think this rose is purple, you haven't stared long enough. Roses are red.

Roses are red poems is incorrect. Roses are flowers. To say that roses are red poems just makes no sense!

Oh, well if you wanted some poems about how red roses are, why didn't you say so? (By the way, not all roses are red. Some are painted white.)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Clown Dog serves good food,
Will you go out with me?

Roses are red,
Daffodils are yellow,
Every nice girl,
Needs a nice fellow.

Roses are red,
Barf is brown,
Let's buy some red paint,
And go paint the town.

Roses are red,
Roses are red,
Roses are red,
Because roses are red.

Roses are black,
Roses are brown,
Roses are blue?
Oh yeah roses are red.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pearl Harbor sucked,
And I love you.

Roses are red,
Triumph is golden,
My wisdom teeth came out,
And my mouth is swollen.

Roses are red,
Murphy was wed,
Drop Dead Fred said,
"Hey don't wet the bed!"

Roses are red,
The Simpsons are yellow.
Sideshow Bob says, "Die!"
When Selma says, "Hello."

Roses are red,
The sky is green,
Thanks to pollution and greed,
And all in between.

Roses are red,
Family Guy was done,
Seth got misled,
And pulled out his gun.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm too nervous to say,
That I love you.

Roses are read,
When someone spells out a message with roses.

Roses are read,
Meet Joe Black,
His girlfriend's clogs
Go Clickety-Clack!

Roses are red,
Because God made them so,
Or maybe they evolved that way,
I just don't know.