The Crims Cheats
The Crims cheats are extremely hard to come by. Some sites simply say something like, "Hey, me and a friend figured it out, we know The Crims cheats, just input your username and password and our form will fill your account with riches!"
The FBI is currently investigating two of the five hundred and seventy-three of these sites, as it is widely believed that their "offer" is really an attempt to sucker people into handing over access to their Crims accounts. With your username and password, these Crims Criminals can dump all your stats and belongings into their accounts; they are the only ones who benefit.
Thankfully, using a service like that (which can sometimes prove quite expensive) is not necessary when one knows the following codes:
| Code | What It Does |
|---|---|
| stamina_100% | increases stamina to full |
| chas_up | increases cash |
| charisma_up | boosts charisma |
| nuke_em_all | severely restricts the accounts of your five most recent foes |
| toilet_water | refreshes your character |
| jet_pack | allows you to fly |
| unlimited_healing | prevents death |
| god | removes all limitations from your abilities in the game |
| eat_my_shorts | gives your most recent foe a time out |
| boot | boots an opponent for five to seven minutes |
| tattle | alerts a mod that an opponent is misbehaving |
| mod_permaban | permanently blocks the IP address of an opponent |
| latest_movie | loads a clip of the latest blockbuster, that is still in theaters |
| stock_market | places a random trade with E*TRADE, ranging in value from $1 to $10,000 |
| brad_pitt | sends Brad Pitt a randomly-generated text message |
| angelina | sends Brad Pitt a randomly-generated text message, that appears to have been sent by Angelina Jolie |
| end_of_term | impeaches President Bush |
| red_light | changes the nearest traffic light to red |
| green_light | changes the nearest traffic light to green |
| new_id | rewrites your Permanent Record, giving you a new name, address, occupation, and criminal record |
Off-Site Resources
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