Where Can I See Some Fights

Where Can I See Some Fights

Commentary: Brad Pitt poses like this in the mirror every morning before taking a shower.

You're the one asking, "Where can I see some fights?" Are you sure you want to know?

You're sure then...

All right. Here's the answer. In order to see some fights, you've got to pick them.

Don't give me that look!

You're asking for it pal.

All right! Fine! I'll meet you in the parking lot after school.

Too long a wait? I'll fight you right here, right now! I'll take you on anywhere, one hand behind my back.

Not your cup of tea, eh? I thought not. You do seem to give of the Viewer Vibe, if you get my drift.

I get it, you're an aficionado, a connoisseur! You wouldn't dare sully your hands in just any kind of boxing, wrestling, or tasing match. You want to see the masters at work.

Well, in that sense, the question "Where can I see some fights?" takes on a whole new meaning.

Let's see, what were those locations? Oh yes, television. And the internet.

You know, there still may be some live matches that are open to the public. That is, the "underground" public, if you get my drift. After all, ever since President Vladimir outlawed live human fights, it's been a real challenge to find one.

But what are abandoned underground Subway tunnels for, am I right? Jared is a king in some circles, and if you ask around, I'm sure you'll be able to find out where his next exhibition match is going to be held.

If you're lucky, it will only set you back a few thousand Rubles.